May 20, 2005
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Drinking
When I hang out with a certain group of friends…my alcohol spider sense goes off. I do drink some but I don’t pretend to drink to the level they drink to. And even in this day and age, peer pressure is a real thing so somewhere in my subconscious, my mind told me to drive yesterday. Driving is great cuz its a lot easier and cheaper to take drunk people home…and if they ever throw up in your car, they owe you. For life. The other reason is that I can decline Johnny Walker shots by saying: “Can’t, I’m driving.” The other reason why I don’t drink is because of convo’s like the following:
So Julie calls me last night, after a few minutes of drunken conversation she decides she’s hungry and orders food. While going thru her purse to pay for it I hear
Julie:
Oh s***, I LOST MY PHONE!! Its not in my purse.
Kinsen:
Uhm…didn’t you call me with your phone?
Julie: ………… oh
Kinsen: PUUUUUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH
Julie: Shutup!!
Kinsen: PUUUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH, this is going on xanga.
Julie: NooOOOooOOoo…..
Anyone want to share their funny drunk convo’s?
Comments (41)
HAHAHHAH…thats great. my gramma does that about her glasses when she has them on her face…but shes nearly 80. =X
I just lose my phone. One weekend, I dropped my phone 3 days in a row. Fortunately, I found them all three times.
at village k, eons ago:
j is outside the room, chatting on her phone. m and i are inside, gathering our shit, ready to leave. j pokes her head in…
j: (on phone) “hold on” turns to us “guys, where’s my phone?”
m: …
me: …
*looks at syls comment*
the funny thing is…i wasn’t drunk…
i’m a dumbass!
Hahahahaha!
Funny drunk convo:
Me: Let me hail a cab for you. You live far from here.
Jimmy: No, it’s okay. It’s only a few blocks away…
Me: Dude! This is Canal and 6th Ave. You’re somewhere in the 30s…it is NOT a few blocks away!
Jimmy: Let me sit down (sits on top of a garbage can and falls off…)
Me: You alright?
Jimmy: Yesh, I’m fine…
Me: …..
Errrr…it seemed funnier in person
omg, there’s too many to recount. hahha!
hahahahaha that is so classic…
any & all conversations held with omay & mikey after a few drinks….WAY to many to list..
I don’t have any funny convos. The drunks I’m around don’t talk when they’re drunk. and I don’t drink so nothing outta me.
damn, i do it with my glasses too…
hehe, i dont have any drunk convo’s.
although… i’m REALLL glad i didnt throw up in your car when i got stink-ass drunk at the coral room. i dont wanna owe you for life.
thanks again for beating me up. =X
i’m giggling madly because i was going to say i’m positive something funny was said that time w/jimmy, that bill mentioned… bwahahaha… he also tried to sit on various other trash in the area and kept falling over =x
Omay’s fingerlicking days eating “KCF” and ”I live me” has to be a classic…
i have way too many…
I’m the quiet drunk…. i would pretty much zone out if i had one too many… but i think occasionally i would “answer” my phone cuz i keep thinking it’s ringing…
lol drunk peepo are so fun to watch. i’m a half shot wonder so most of the time i don’t drink. and i think i’m a lil allergic to alocohol. =D but seriously, drunk peepo are so funny.
I use the DD excuse often. much cheaper that way. for the drunk convo, here you go.
my eyes burn as i read this now. screw your mild allergic reaction.
lol…i love jw shots. but i prefer to sip, and mix w/soda to make it last longer. hehehe. i think i posted a drunk convo about white and rice.
that’s foul. i drove last nite too but i still drank. you’re dead next time.
u will NOT be seeing me tomorrow. MY BACK STILL HURTS! i think i pulled a butt muscle or something.. hehehe
the only time I ever came close to looking drunk was when I took a muscle relaxant/ sedative – and I took it an hour before service started. people thought I was stoned and I had slurred speech. hhahahaha….
My friends have problems drinking too much then pissing on other people’s property…
u shood get drunk more often its fun as hell.
Yeah, I got one…stop, you are peeing on the furniture. Damn it Dad!
hey drunk ppl r funny as hell…sometime this year one of my cousin’s got married and after the wedding the was the a party….and everyone was either drunk or almost drunk….and i was trying to leave to go to the movies with my friends..so i was like dad can i $20 to out tonight and he gave me a $100 and asked me if that was enough….i was like what the hell just happened….that night i really loved my dad….i wish he would get drunk every weekend that he got paid…lol
hey i have no clue who u r but i randomly came on your site and i’ll share one from a few weeks back…
i go to northwest high school…now my friend from west, he’s a sophomore, calls me up at 9pm, and he’s drunk as hell. he’s like, “yo i’m lyin on the couch and i see like uhhhhhh, 200 people there.” there were like 50 people or so at that party, thats what i found out.
i’m like, “man u better stop drinkin.” he says “uhhhhh, tha itha u i don’t tihnk i drank.” then he starts laughin. i say, “where u at.” he says he didn’t know, but he thought he was at school….man that guy was hella f’d up.
unfortunately for him the cops crashed the party about 1030 and he got arrested…
i don’t drink anymore though.
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noah
dude u got on featured coz of me.
I’m going to use those. Good pointers.
that ok
i have some great drunken videos not of me here in australia.
LOL, classic.
I wasn’t drunk but Stephen was: (m=me, s=stephen)
m: Hey do you want me to drive you home?
s: No ,no I ‘m fine
(tries to open the door, walks into the door with a crash.Everyone looks at us)
M: Hey come on, let me drive you home.
s: No, I’m fine, fine I tell you.
(digs through pockets for his keys. I have them )
s: oh, in the car (mumble,mumble, trip, trip, tumble, somersault, ends up under his car)
s: hey, I can see my house from here (giggles for next 10 minutes straight).
ah, good times, good times.
~L~
omg that’s hilarious!
hahhah…..back in college, i was drinking with some friends at their place…..i got pretty buzzed and i laid on the bed cuz i was feeling very dizzy and sick….as i was laying there, i started to put on my lipstick…..my friend comes into the room and was like….”what are u doin there?”….my response was, “i must look my best before i die”…..and then i laid there with my eyes closed..hahahaha….she started cracking up and got everyone to come over and laugh at me as well…..hehhehe…..i guess it’s more funnier if u were there to see my dramatic self…..
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Hi right back atchya! =D
How was church yesterday? What was the message? Tim Keller was out sick yesterday – someone else gave a message .. he spoke very well, but was looking forward to hear what Tim would have spoke about! Something about relationships and friends. Anyway, the message I got from the substitute was something like: “Be encouraged, because you ARE loved.” The rest I absorbed but can’t seem to remember. lol
Hope you’re having a good day!
Ugh, I apparently tell ppl to spank my ass when I’m drunk. And then I attempt to rap korean-style. I hang my head in shame…
Thanks for stopping by my xanga =)
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AHAHHAH thats so funny
It’s funny how our mind thinks when it’s intoxicated. Last month when I was at my friend’s wedding…my boyfriend and I was screaming at each other right in front of the restaurant while everyone was pulling out their cars to leave the wedding…
Boyfriend: Where’s the key?
Me: I don’t know…why are you asking me? I gave it to you earlier!!!!
Boyfriend: I put it back in your purse. Where’s the key you drunk ass?!
Me: Fuck, don’t get loud with me! You have the FUCKEN keys. ß-ok, at this point everyone including the bride and groom was starring.
So…then boyfriend looked down to my right hand…which was buried underneath the bridesmaid dress I was carrying along with my make up luggage.
Boyfriend: Yeah you DRUNK ASS!!!
So, that was my story. I had the keys in my hand all along.
Oh yeah, have fun in San Diego.!!! It’s beautiful right now.
okay. but i’m still going to be paranoid and check the ingredients in every product. hehe.