Jenniiiiii: tell tell tell
KsiU1: apparently I was supposed to get married to someone... who I knew wasn't the one. 
KsiU1: and just before she comes out for the procession, I get an anxiety attack and leave
Jenniiiiii: who was it?
KsiU1: i dun remember
KsiU1: someone kind of fobby I think... cuz my dad helped set it up
Jenniiiiii: ahahahha....oh no!!!!
KsiU1: hahahhahah
KsiU1: but I felt so bad for leaving her at the altar...
KsiU1: like super guilty...
KsiU1: but i didn't want to marry her and divorce her later on
KsiU1: and i'm getting a major guilt trip from my parents... and knowing her parents were there
KsiU1: i seriously woke up feeling like I was suffering from some sort of anxiety attack
KsiU1: short of breath...and stuff
KsiU1: hahahahah
Jenniiiiii: its ok..i'll be planning your wedding for you so I'll make sure the girl is good...and if not...Ill make sure there's a back up groom for her
KsiU1: good idea
Jenniiiiii: i'm full of them

Dude.... this guy's cantonese is like way better than mine.  In fact... I think its better than me and my two sisters combined.  Hahhahahahahah.

Twice the ocean has taken my glasses. 

Yesterday, it took my cell phone.

Please email me (ksiu1@yahoo.com) your numbers or call/txt me. =)  Calling/texting would be great since that would save me the trouble of re-keying in the number. 

So about two months ago, I was invited to a LiNK event by this character and unbeknownst to me, there was a charity date auction there.  And yes... I ended up bidding on one of the ladies there.   I figured it was for a good cause(tax deductible) and you get a $50 gift certificate to Kum Gan San.  Btw, my other friend Colliebean found it strange that LiNK was trying to stop sex slavery in North Korea by.... having us purchase women.  Hahahahha.... uhm... yea. 

So our dinner was last week and we nipped any awkwardness by agreeing to meet as friends.  Nice girl, very passionate about LiNK and then she drops the bombshell:

Girl: You know, I was arrested once.

ksiu1: Really??  For what?  *hears faint Psycho theme song in background*

Girl: For carrying....

ksiu1:   Carrying what?

Girl:  *lifts arms and flexes*  For carrying these guns around

ksiu1: ....I got so punk'd. 

I can't believe I got punk'd by my own joke.  I'm supposed to use that line!  ..... man.....I admit that I actually laughed out loud.  Hahahhahahahahah....

Of course, after I got punk'd... I have to atone for it by messing with everyone else:

-----Original Message-----
From: IM_JUN

 

what??  your date was arrested?? 

 

wow...shes badass...

-----Original Message-----
From: KSIU1
yes... she was arrested. 

 

for carrying her guns around.  *lifts arms and flexes*

 

Spent the weekend entertaining the whole crew from Dallas.  Eight of them!  Took em to 69 on Friday night and spent a little bit of time at Yello.  Went up to Hunter the following morning and satyed until Sunday afternoon.  Dinner at Kum Gan San to end the night. 

Monday and Tuesday I was in the Hamptons.  My designer is trying to sell his house and me and some other coworkers (including my boss) were there to help out.  That guy has so much stuff in his house... we spent two days and filled up two truckloads with his stuff.... just so he can show the house.  Not even to move him out.... JUST so that anyone coming to see it would be able to walk thru the house.  That's how much stuff he has.  It was insanity.  However, I did get a free shelf out of it....

Met up with everyone at 3rd Floor cafe last night after coming back from the Hamptons and the following conversation is the reason why Mai is my favorite Dallasian.  To understand the context, you have to know that Pete said one of the waitress' was cute.  That's it.... so Mai does her thing:

Mai: Excuse me, but is the seafood broth a clear broth?

Waitress: Yes, its a clear broth.

Mai: And its got mussels in it?

Waitress: Yes, it does.

Mai: Its got big mussels??

Waitress: Yeap, big mussels.

Mai: Big mussels.... like my friend PETER'S muscles???  *proceeds to rub Pete's forearm*

Pete:

Waitress: Uhm....

Mai: Never mind, I'll order that.  Thanks!

Everyone: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

That's what I love about her...she has no shame.  hahahahhahahahah

 

And pics of my nephew from my sister's page. 

 

tagged by Juliette
Rules of the Game:
1. The tagged victim must come up with 10 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention gender of target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged again, there's no need to post a 2nd time.

1. Christian - and I ain't talking about about someone calling themselves Christian because they grew up going to church.  I'm talking about a active, spiritually grounded woman who acknowledges Jesus Christ as Lord.  As a friend said once: "I'm looking for a future wife, not a disciple."
   
2. Compassionate - One time I observed a girl taking the time to actually talk to a homeless woman who approached us.  She didn't just give her some money but spoke to her and gave her info to a nearby church.  All I could think was: Wow... WOW.  That opened my eyes some.
   
3. Strong - I can have a dominant personality sometimes.  She needs to be strong enough to put me in line when I cross the line.  Oh and to motivate me those times when I'm feeling tired. Referring to #2, I want her to be capable enough to make me a better person.
   
4. Sense of humor - Sometimes... us guys don't want to be the funny ones all the time, we want to be the ones who laugh at YOUR jokes.
   
5. Family oriented / good with kids
   
6. Non-materialistic because I may choose a ministry career that will NOT be very well paying. 
   
7. Musically capable. Sing to me!
   
8. Good cook
   
9. A bright and ready smile with dimples
   
10. Glasses.  RAWR.

I don't think this woman exists....hahahahah.... and she almost certainly will not be dating me.

Oh, and I tag:  My baby sister (so I can beat down the guys she describes), duoduo11, cindarella77, killerbees, jenniiiiii, bluninja, fatfreemayo, fubabee.

Jenniiiiii: So WM, you don't like seafood?

Baby Sister: Well, not all seafood...but I really don't like anything with tentacles.

Jenniiiiii:  What?  You dont like their TESTICLES?!?!??

Whole table:  ...............

Busboy who just got there to pour water: .................

Baby Sister: (whispers) I said...TENTACLES

Jenniiiiii: Crap......

Weekend Pics:

After having brunch with these peepo....I've learned that you can't take them to anyplace fancy. Hahahhahaha

The return of the angry dragon.  Hahahhahahah.

AND MAH NEPHEW!!! 

Yes, we are gearing up for an EXCITING NEW season!!  Before hitting the water in April, we have the team start to build a fitness base, so with that in mind we're going to begin land training starting next Sunday, Feb 26th.  The time will be 10am at Astoria
Park.  I expect our land training sessions to last approx a hour and half.  In order to make this happen, we will be starting promptly at 10am, please show up on time.  =)

Directions will be up shortly at www.xtremeny.com

The routine will be our usual fare if you've attended our land practice the last two years.  We will be stretching/warming up, followed by some running and calisthenics.  Nothing too strenuous...unless of course you haven't worked out since the end of last season.   Regardless, we suggest that you do some working out before land training.

We don't collect membership dues until water practice begins so this is the perfect time to meet people on the team.  There's no commitment and you get a good workout.

Things to bring to land training:
Yourself
Water/liquids
Long sleeve shirt or sweatshirt (wear layers)
Towel or mat to lie on

Contact me at ksiu1@yahoo.com if you have any questions.

Jack Bauer Top 40

1	If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
2	If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
3	You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
4	Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
5	Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
6	Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
7	Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
8	Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
9	Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
10	1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
11	Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
12	Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
13	Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
14	Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
15	Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
16	When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
17	Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
18	Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
19	When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
20	Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it.
21	Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
22	Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
23	Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
24	If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
25	Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John.
26	The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
27	In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the have you done with your life?
28	No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel-
29	People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
30	In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

31             Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
32             Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
33            Everytime someone gets their ass kicked, Jack Bauer gets royalty.
34            If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd been off the island with 23 hours and 59 minutes to spare.
35            Jack Bauer can eat flour and s*** cupcakes.
36            Jack Bauer can divide by zero
37            Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer
38            Jack Bauer taught David Hasselhoff how to swim
39            Jack Bauer killed Kenny

You guys can make up the last one.

Uhm... yea, so people can refer to me as Uncle Kinsen now and it won't have any type of shady underground triad meaning.  My sister gave birth to a healthy baby boy, weighing in at 7.5lbs at 6:15pm Tuesday, January 24.  Welcome to New York, Joshua Cheng. 

I'm gonna baby-sit!!  MUUUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.