June 8, 2007
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Random happenings
Hello my peepos! I've been super lazy about blogging but will try to blog more often. Hopefully....
I'm heading to Cali at the end of the month! June 29-30 in LA and then July 1-4 in the Bay Area (SF, Sac-town and Napa). Wahhhooooo.
So one of my dragon boat team mates changed in my car and left her sports bra in it. I've taken great delight in saying:
YO SHARON! YOUR BRA IS STILL IN MY CAR!!
Usually in public places and around strangers... during dinner. Or at a wedding. Hahahhahahahah.
It has been one of THE highlights of my month. Yes... I live a sad and immature life.
Which reminds me - years ago when I first started working here we had these rolling racks that we'd put clothes on. A lot of them were old though and sucked. The wheels always caught so they weren't easy to roll around and were a pain to use. Anyway, my supervisor saw one of the new interns rolling around a new one and remarks:
Supervisor: Wow...nice rack.
FEMALE Intern: ...........
Supervisor: Oh S@#$. I didn't mean it that way...
Female Intern: (slowly backs away)
Ksiu1: Nice. Real nice.
Share your stories where you said something that didn't come out right!! hahahahahhah
Comments (36)
wth are you doing in sac town?? that's my hometown dude.. hahaa
have an awesome time!
im goin to LA in aug..
i never say anything dirty that wasnt intentional....my mind LIVES in the gutter. =P
in college my friend's bf bought a new set of tools from the home depot. he was showing off when i yelled out. "holy shit! nice f**king nuts!" .... since then they've been calling me the "dirty korean girl" .
hahahahaha @ the above comment...
ryc: i was there from like 7:30 until ... 10:30, hahaha. 11? dunno... late. i ran into omay
i think you walked by me and didn't say hi 
"Hey-Nice cock." - I was looking at a penis. Wait...no..I didn't mean that.
A bunch of us were saying that you probably sniff the sporting brassiere at night.
When I was in college, I rode my mountain bike everywhere, but kept it outside since I lived in a dorm. The chain ended up getting rusted from sitting in the rain (hey, it was a cheap bike)and it was difficult to ride. So I was talking to some guy friends of mine about what to do and one of them suggested I go grab some lube at the hardware store. My reply,
"Lube, my ass."
They still make fun of me to this day, when all I meant is that there was no way that lube on its own was going to work.
I also accidentally told a guy friend of mine "I love you" as I hung up the phone from a conversation. It was a habit with family...but he doesn't let me live that down either.
ryc - i said hi to omay as he was walking in and he totally ignored me! so i was wary and did i tell you i once waved to a guy i SWEAR was omay and the guy looked at me like i was crazy?! (it wasn't omay) hahahaha. no i didn't see you but a lot of people were walking right by me last night
ahaha niiiiice. good to see u last nite =) and thanks for takin pics!!!!
ooh nice, you'll be in LA too? let's hang out!!
hahaha, funny stories.
i don't remember any specific stories, but my kids are always saying things that are innocently said, but by the twisted minds of adults, it gets turned into something inappropriate. tho, i can't think of any right now...
Lolz... Funny!
i had a study group with a classmate a few years back, and that night he seemed to pretty much understand the subject. the next day for our exam, i walked into class and asked...."so, you straight with the material?" he replied..."yeah, i think i get it now...but i'm still not really sure." then i replied (very loudly in front of the whole class), "you were straight last night!"
i dont know why its even dirty, but everyone looked at me and him and started laughing.
Earlier this month I moved into the coveted office with a view, which used to be my old boss' space. He left a tie hanging on the hook behind the door, so I just left it there.
So two coworkers come in to check out my new digs, when one of them peeks behind the door and asks, "why do you have a tie hanging?"
Without thinking, I replied, "Oh it's my old boss'. He forgot it here when he left."
I didn't even realize what I said until they started laughing.
i always knew that sharon was a dirty girl...
so uh... got time for us bay area girls? *wink wink*
hahaha nice rack story! hahaa
we're hittin up boston this weekend for the race. are you guys going?!
that's a good time to be in sf.
ask jun about my magic chest.
anyway, how about that time when you punched erika in the back?! that was funny. (and had nothing to do about your post. HAHAH)
what leah meant to say was: "hows about the time you punched ekie in the back when yous were in bed together."
yeah...THAT doesnt sounds scandalous at all....hahahhahahha
hmmm... my back kinda hurts.
would you happen to have any idea why?
yep, i still have the 732 number. as for 7/7 i think thats the day we're going to celebrate my brother's bday, so i'm not sure i can make it to your bbq! i'll let you know though!
ahaha yeah i just saw ur comment!!!
i didnt even think about that until i saw ur comment! ahahhaah i look might happy with what im grabbing!
doh
Heh. Foot in the mouth syndrome. Happens to me sometimes too.
i was at a house party once in college and it had to be like 120 degrees in there. This girl was sweating bullets and I said "You look hot." (meaning temperature wise) and she said, "Thanks!" I looked at my friend who walked away laughing at me.
i know i several occasions where i said something that might have been inappropriate sounding. I can think of it right now... but anyways, sounds like its going to be fun trip out to cali. have fun and post some of pix next time when you blog next
well..u know how im so perfect right, so ive never had one of these. hahaha jk jk. but i have a good story about a caucasian friend of mine on our vegas trip during the NBA all star game where all the black people in the world congregated.
as we were passing by the roulette table, my WHITE friend points to the board w/ all the numbers and yells "OMG, LOOK AT ALL THE BLACKS!!!"
....i ran. fast.
hello see you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
that's awesome
sharon?? my cousin sharon??
You better return it she only has like 3 bras.
kin you dirty bastard!! you're probably hiding it under your pillow and making wishes upon it every night!!!!
u've seen me often enoough. no need for me to mention what i've said by accident that makes u go ohhhhh
haha, nice rack, that's funny... lol
I once hit on a guy when I was actually trying to ask what time the restaurant closed!!!!
man, i can't even keep count of all the "momo" things i've said...(sigh)
ryc: YES, please take the gray papaya pic down! it's scary!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahaha! thanks again for being a great chauffer and can't wait to party it up again in SF!
lol.
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