November 17, 2006

  • Har!

    Two of my best friends have birthdays two days apart on Nov 14 (Pete) and Nov 16 (Omay).  Since I will be away visting Ms. Preggers I'll be missing their festivities this weekend.  So I took them and had running nazi tag along for dinner at Ben Bensons for some steak, lobster and wine.  Hey, we only turn 25 once. 

    Anyway, its always good to have a girl tag along to keep us relatively civil.  But you know when you put a bunch of guys together, there's a limit to how much civility we can be. Highlights of our convo's:

    Omay:  I developed this complex excel model to calculate a good age for my future spouse.  Its half my age + 7.
    Leilani921:  .....are you sure that's right?
    Omay:  Well, I started at just half my age.... but that would get me arrested.  That's what the +7 is for.
     
    Talking about marathons and running -
    Leilani921:  Well, I had chondromalacia
    Omay and Pete <<Blank Stare>>
    Ksiu1:  Its good that you practice safe sex.
    Leilani921:   Chondromalacia is runners Knee!!
    Ksiu1:  Ohhhh..... for some reason I heard "condoms in asia".  *snicker*
    Omay: <<spits out food>>
    Pete:  AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
     
    Phone conversation with Omay before dinner:
     
    Ksiu1:  Dude, I just read on the internet about this lasik operation that went really bad.
    Ohmnz (who got Lasik earlier this year):  Whoaaa, what happened??
    Ksiu1:  Well, first its so bad he had to wear an patch over his eye. 
    Ohmnz:  W...T....F, no way.
    Ksiu1:  It gets worse, there was a side effect
    Ohmnz (starts sounding really concerned):  It gets worse??  What else happened?!?!? 
    Ksiu1:  Apparently, he has this uncontrollable urge to say......HAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!
    Ohmnz:  I hate you.
    Ksiu1:  BWWWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAH
    Ohmnz:  I hate you SOOOOOOOO much right now.
    Ksiu1: BWWWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAH *DEEP BREATHE* BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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