September 13, 2005

  • Pizza Hut


    Senior year in high school and we had all gotten our licenses.  So anyway, I had a friend who had moved down to Monmouth and I went down to visit him.  We go shopping and afterwards decide to grab some food at Pizza Hut.


    Before I continue, you have to understand that my friend was constantly trying to get a rise out of me.  He’d do things like swinging the car from side to side on the road, stopping short, etc and be like:


    Friend: I got ya, didn’t I?

    ksiu1: No.  You didn’t.

    Friend: Yes I did!

    ksiu1: Uhm…no.  You didn’t.

    Anyway, we’re heading to pizza hut, he pulls around and is about to park and then he speeds up.  So I”m thinking, whatever….he’s up to his tricks.  Except he doesn’t slow down and actually accelerates the last 15 feet.


    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<BOOOOOOOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


    Yes…that’s right.  We drilled Pizza Hut with his parents caravan.  After a few seconds of stunned silence, I finally go…. OK, you got me.


    Apparently his foot slipped off the brake pedal and onto the gas.  What’s worse is that the final 15 feet or so he didn’t know why he was speeding up, thought he was still braking, and pressed down on the gas even more.


    Customers and Pizza Hut employees are coming out of the place, they’re all like… “What happened?”…. “Are you alright??”…. after reassuring them that we were fine, my friend and I sat in the car, still in a state of shock.


    Friend: I can’t believe I drilled Pizza Hut….

    Ksiu1: Neither can I.

    Friend: My parents are going to kill me.

    ksiu1:  Yeap, ur a dead man.

    Friend: Wanna eat?

    ksiu1: OK

    Hahhahahaha…. so after hitting the Pizza Hut with his car, my friend and I walked in, got seated, and ordered.   I recall chowing down as he was staring off into space, contemplating his future demise.


    Months after that incident I’d tease him about.  We could be driving on a highway and see a Pizza Hut half a mile on the other side and I’d go:


    Ksiu1:  Pizza Hut!  <<<throws arms up in mock horror>>>  Not again!!

    Friend: I hate you.

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