September 13, 2005
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Pizza Hut
Senior year in high school and we had all gotten our licenses. So anyway, I had a friend who had moved down to Monmouth and I went down to visit him. We go shopping and afterwards decide to grab some food at Pizza Hut.
Before I continue, you have to understand that my friend was constantly trying to get a rise out of me. He’d do things like swinging the car from side to side on the road, stopping short, etc and be like:
Friend: I got ya, didn’t I?
ksiu1: No. You didn’t.
Friend: Yes I did!
ksiu1: Uhm…no. You didn’t.
Anyway, we’re heading to pizza hut, he pulls around and is about to park and then he speeds up. So I”m thinking, whatever….he’s up to his tricks. Except he doesn’t slow down and actually accelerates the last 15 feet.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<BOOOOOOOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yes…that’s right. We drilled Pizza Hut with his parents caravan. After a few seconds of stunned silence, I finally go…. OK, you got me.
Apparently his foot slipped off the brake pedal and onto the gas. What’s worse is that the final 15 feet or so he didn’t know why he was speeding up, thought he was still braking, and pressed down on the gas even more.
Customers and Pizza Hut employees are coming out of the place, they’re all like… “What happened?”…. “Are you alright??”…. after reassuring them that we were fine, my friend and I sat in the car, still in a state of shock.
Friend: I can’t believe I drilled Pizza Hut….
Ksiu1: Neither can I.
Friend: My parents are going to kill me.
ksiu1: Yeap, ur a dead man.
Friend: Wanna eat?
ksiu1: OK
Hahhahahaha…. so after hitting the Pizza Hut with his car, my friend and I walked in, got seated, and ordered. I recall chowing down as he was staring off into space, contemplating his future demise.
Months after that incident I’d tease him about. We could be driving on a highway and see a Pizza Hut half a mile on the other side and I’d go:
Ksiu1: Pizza Hut! <<<throws arms up in mock horror>>> Not again!!
Friend: I hate you.
Comments (60)
hahaha…..ok but thats not at all the topic i told u to blog about.
hahahahahah!!!
HAHAHA! i love the “could have been your friend’s last meal” part….
ksiu1: Yeap, ur a dead man.Friend: Wanna eat?
ksiu1: OK
hahahahha that’s awesome
who was that friend????
and you call MEEEE a menace to society?!?!
LOL
That was definitely one of the funnier car stories I’ve heard.
hahahhahah! this reminds me of a story. i’m going to blog it.
lol…what happened to him?
lmaoo. thats pretty funny.
hahahhaa
OMG. That was so funny! Thanks for making me laugh.
*laugh* That’s a great story.
lol, i like the part where neither of u had lose your appetite.
That friend sounds like Omay…
So, “Let’s hit Pizza Hut for lunch” and I guess he really did hit Pizza Hut!
“OK, you got me.” HAHAHAHA that’s hilarious
you’re both crazy
lol kinsen that’s an awesome story!
do it again! do it again!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee submit!
that’s hilarious!!!! let’s go to pizza hut now… hehe
LOL….
why is it that you blogged about this again??
HAHAHAHAAHAHA now that’s a story.. hahaha that’s something that I don’t want happening to me.. hahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHA, ok, now u got me!
i bet he didn’t go eat pizza hut after that.
messed up but funny!
i guess it’s time pizza hut made a drive-thru
kinsen, i thought jnet told you to blog about something else. i was so looking forward to reading that.
Hilarious! Did his/her parents kill him/her? I wonder how your friend told that story to the parents ” . . . and after I drilled Pizza Hut, we went in for lunch. . .”
haha! this is a good story
I love crazy friends. I had a friend who smoked, and I usually don’t let people smoke while they drive, it freaks me out, ’cause I’m crazy like that…but, she was my best friend, and I let her…5 minutes after her first puff, she starts screaming, and swerving…”I JUST ASHED IN MY EYE!!!”…being a passenger, all I could do was grab onto the dashboard for dear life and hold on.
Hahaha…
are you waiming’s brother?
that story was pretty darn hilarious!!!
Hi Kinsen!! OMGosh I had a similar experience.
I’m surprised he couldn’t tell he wasn’t slowing down.
my friend accidentally ran into a starbucks once. i think she sneezed and hit the gas. there is now a nice metal pole at the front of the building now.
Hilarious
Just because of you i darken my text!
Old man… J/K haha
that is one crazy story!
if u promise me i dont have to jog in the morning i will be at practice!
=D deal???
good call.
i’m going with the giants.
ok coach im ready for training ahha
Hey!!!
I was advertising and applying the stuff we were learning in class…Did you notice the picture phrase???? hehehe…
what a zany story!
what are the other 4?
hahhahahhahaha.. that’s hilarious!!!
did i tell u i went to times sq church last week. nothing like the experience. WOWZERS! =O .. lol. happy weekend my friend. =). and yes, welcome Fall !
haha… did pizza hut sue ur friend?!
that is such an interesting hodge podge of movie selections. top gun and shawshank are surefire boy movies. as for forrest gump and lilo and stitch, i’m sure there’s a great explanation for why those belong in the top five.
lol. ahhahah iw ould ban you from pizza hut FOREVER!!!
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that’s hilarious!!!
ohMYgoodness.. i hope i’m not like that when i start driving !!
hahahaha…well at least you still had your pizza…priorities man, priorities.
Damn…good thing you guys were okay.
how have u been? what kind of activites do you guys do for autumn, winter, and spring? I know dragon boat during the summer. =)
hey i will call you today
sorry i kinda fell asleep when i got back
ahh…. my shirt read “If I throw a stick will you leave?” pleasant i know
HOT POT OF COFFEE! i can’t translate the bible.
i might as well try to rub my eye through my nasal passage.
thanks!
thanks for the invite….but can I take a rain-check?
now thats funny
don’t hate =P