August 3, 2005
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***********************MUST WATCH THIS CLIP!!!!******************
http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=123455
***********************MUST WATCH THIS CLIP!!!!******************
I just had lunch and I'm still hungry. Bad.
Montreal pics are here
Sometimes when someone's complaining to me, I rub my thumb and forefinger together and go: "See this? This is the worlds smallest violin. And its playing your sad song."
It never gets old.
I went jogging this morning on five hours sleep. I'm tired.
Yes, please play my sad song - Cry me a river
Ghetto moment of the day - I've taken the advice of a runner and decided to ice my knee today but found that I didn't have ice in the freezer. So I iced my knee down with frozen dumplings.
I've since bought ice packs.
My knee feels good.
This story happened about a month ago in a little Mexican town, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by and the storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. Without thinking about it, the guy got into the car closed the door and then realized there was nobody behind the wheel. The car starts slowly; the guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for his life. He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve. Gathering his strength, the guy gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town. Wet and in shock goes to a cantina and asks for two shots of tequila, and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was crying and wasn't drunk. About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina and one said to the other. "Look Pepé, that's the pendéjo who got in the car when we were pushing it."
Comments (32)
if u defrost all the dumplings with ur damn knee theyre gonna cook as one giant lump. duH! =P
you can use steaks too! hope you wont be cookin those dumplings.. hehee
lol, frozen dumplings should work!
racist!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahah!
Still hungry?? Phat arze ...
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FROZEN DUMPLINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is so ghetto. I'm glad you finally got ice packs and no more frozen dumplings.
I'm hungry too, I want my steak dinner!
hahahahhaa good story...
lol...i have frozen vegetables for that reason. then again, i have ice packs, too.
1. HAHAHAHA (dumplings). 2. Nice Pics!
hahaha, wedding crashers....keekee
at least you had lunch.. i'm still waiting to go at 1 pm cali time
great idea with the dumplings!
LOL... omay is TALL!
still hungry? maybe you should've cooked the dumplings after you were done icing your knee!
j/k
wedding crashers were awesome but im sure starring win and omay would've been way funnier!
hahahaha. hilarious movie. this one is good too...
http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=123276
nice little story.
hahaha oh yes, i DB for HSBC!!!
i just got around to reading that story. crazy mexicans. =X
that story was so damn funny!!!! I thought it was going to be religious. I was reading it all into it, until the end LMAO!!!!
actually, the best thing to use is frozen peas cuz they conform to your body's shape... so dumplings ain't all that bad.
yep. that's ghetto.
so shall we set up a cooler date?
If I could get it sometime early next week that would be great.
c'mon please? it's for the children.
hahaha
haha...nice story!!! where did u get that from?
I just recently got ice cubes.
Oh, man, that story, I was trying to picture the whole scene happening, hahaha.
ryc: we moved in exactly 51 days ago. both larry and i work 9 to 12 hour days. we've been on two trips since we've moved in. weekends are filled with obligations between family and friends. i think under the circumstances, we've unpacked a LOT of boxes as it is........
Crashing the trailer, brilliant marketing campaign. Good luck with your knee.
51 days IS last month!!! even if we unpack one box a day, that still puts us where we are now. you gotta subtract days for san diego and vegas! AND the day we had to buy 249034975987325 fish balls for your bbq that nobody ate!
nope..the waitress wasn't even "cute"...no words to describe....
RYC: truthfully? cuz i didn't know about it till a week before! oh well...hehe
i saw wedding crashers and LOVED IT! vince vaughn is my favoriteeeeeeeee
i used frozen bagged fruit to ice down my mosquito bite (it was so itchy) and then i opened the bag and ate some frozen strawberries. hehe
oooooh you're friends with jiffi??? i see jiffi here!
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